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Jeff goldblum earth girls are easy1/18/2024 It’s not her fault her nature is so lethal, you know? Besides, if Molina’s character has trouble recognizing her just because she’s changed her hairstyle and color, and he’s so eager to bed a stranger when he should be more wary, he probably deserves to die/father an extra-terrestrial offspring. See, throughout the film, we actually want the seemingly evil alien to succeed, probably because we’ve empathized with her ever since she was a young, confused experiment played by Michelle Williams in her first film role. It’s a pretty straight sex scene, save for the protruding back fins and the post-coital murder. Some fans of the continued Species franchise might prefer the first sequel’s sex scene involving tentacles coming out of Natasha Henstridge’s nipples, but for us it’s all about the first film’s ultimate copulation, in which the alien-human hybrid (made from transmitted DNA instructions) succeeds in fooling future Doc Octopus Alfred Molina into impregnating her. Natasha Henstridge Finally Loses Her Virginity, in Species (1995) Then they’d wear a crown and act all superior like Ken Jeong in “Role Models”. Because not only would they finally get to finally lose their virginity, they’d also become the envy of all their fanboy friends. They’d probably even do the Queen from “Aliens”, and the Predator, and the thing from “Mac and Me”. We like this sex scene because it makes us think of all those fanboys at Comic-Con who’d likely have sex with an alien, even one as disgusting and evil as the one here. Geek Loses Virginity to Evil Alien, in “Evil Aliens” (2005) And we’re pretty sure Aykroyd has already come by the end of this clip, anyway. It couldn’t have gotten anymore explicit than this. The scene cuts just before the actual sex begins, but it may as well have kept going. In no time, Basinger is a an expert on the subject, or at least in the ways of turning on hubby Dan Aykroyd - and probably way too many young boys in the audience of this seemingly family friendly PG-13 movie. Fortunately for Kim Basinger’s sexually ignorant alien, her purse-dwelling, phallic-looking companion can project instructional films and dispense “Debbie Does Dallas” videotapes. If your mission calls for you to travel to Earth and marry a human, naturally you’re going to be expected to consummate the marriage. Feel free to tell us about them (if you’re not embarrassed) in the comments section. Of course, because we’re not too familiar with sci-fi porn, there are likely a few good sex scenes we’ve left out. While human-alien sex is commonly found in outer-space tales, such as “Star Trek,” we decided to look primarily at examples of visitors to Earth getting it on with the locals, similar to international sexcations that occur in the real world. But there is a reference to Nigerian prostitutes selling sex to the prawns, and there’s also sort of a depiction of a man and a prawn going at it “doggy style.” So there are no apparent romances between these creatures and humans. They look like, and are derogatorily called, Prawns. The aliens in “District 9” are not sexy, though (not to us, anyway). And while bestiality may still be a taboo subject for Hollywood, the movies are always okay with the interplanetary variety, probably because it’s (usually) more consensual. Before even seeing “District 9”, we had a feeling there’d be at least a hint of human-alien sex, because science fiction, smart or dumb, has always had a fascination with the idea of inter-species love.
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